Despite of having a cynical view about motherhood, I decided to start the blog on a positive note – and I actually found seven!
1. You can spend the day on your pyjamas
2. Having a glass of wine every day of the week is mandatory
to survive
3. You don’t need a dietitian – the baby keeps you so busy
that you barely have time to eat
4. He is the best contraceptive – after a 36hs labour, don’t
even think about it! EVER!
5. Out of the blue you have the most amazing cleavage
6. Because of the new amazing rack, you have a perfect
excuse to go shopping and renew your wardrobe
7. He is the best listener and knows exactly what to say –
you can complain to him about how hard all this is and he will reply with the
most beautiful toothless smiles
Read: 4 hospital bag must haves
Read: 4 hospital bag must haves
